Pardon My French . . .

... because it's ATROCIOUS! Yeah, it's my foreign language. Anyone wanna tell me how much I FAIL at it?

So yeah. I gender-bent L for 's Gender-bending contest. Hopefully they take this submission!

Night falls, and snuggled together in a king size bed are a raven-head man and an auburn teen. Dark eyes stare up at the ceiling, the owner lets out a small sign before rolling over to view his partner. L observes Light's perfect face and strokes his cheek softly. At the touch of his lover Light smiles and his hazel eyes connect with the soft gaze awaiting him. A gentle kiss is issued between the two and with contented smiles both they get ready to sleep.

Morning creeps in through the closed blinds, rays of light fall onto the bed. Two figures stir and awaken, they embrace enjoying the peace they share. Suddenly Light exclaims: "You're a g..g... girl!"

"Elle" leaps out of the room she and Light share and dashes to Misa's room. Thankfully, she isn't there. She retrieves the nearest pieces of clothing she can find and throws it on haphazardly. When she returns, Light pretends the entire thing never happened, and is engrossed in a book. "Elle" examines herself in the mirror, hands roaming over her new curves in interest.

Translation:
L: Light, il semble j'ai été transformé dans une femme. Ceci a si tort, n'est-ce pas? (Light, it seems I have been transformed into a woman. This is so wrong, isn't that right?)
Light: Que? (What?)

... Secretly, Light is aroused by this.

Enjoy!